Mud Skull

When you pull your dick out of an asshole and it’s covered in poop, looking like a skull helmet with mud.

Bro, I fucked this hoe and she gave me a mud skull, totally gross but super fine ass.

by Carolina Chugger August 24, 2021

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 17, 2023

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 17, 2023

Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.

Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag

by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022

Mud pushers

Another term for fudge packers

The general says stop being mud pushers

by Biggus Nibbis May 26, 2023

Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.

Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .

by King Yamayama December 13, 2024

Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies March 25, 2018