meat watch

The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.

Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.

by drrty murffy May 31, 2005

Meat Wheels

Testicles.

His meat wheels were the size of oranges.

by LividSock March 12, 2011

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Meat Basket

a female's booty

That lady's meat basket is juicy.

by MiZMB August 11, 2009

Meat mace

A wang or Largeish penis.

"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."

by Allabaster November 9, 2009

Meat party

Basically this is a small suasage festival only 3 to 6 guys, as where a suasage fest is 7 or more guys

I didnt want to have a suasage fest so i invited 4 guys and only had a meat party"

by Charlie381996 September 11, 2010

meat muzzel

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your meat muzzel and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 11, 2005