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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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Marie

Marie at first will seem nice, but do not be fooled. All Marie's have a massive crush on small Indian men with small ankles. Marie struggles with bad stomach, in Norwegian referred to as våt bæsj, and has a history of pooping in the corner.
Hey! Who pooped in the corner?
Oh thats just Marie, she had a våt bæsj
by Bæsjedrengen November 22, 2021
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Maris

fairly rare, like a holographic Charizard card. Not impossible to find just difficult
Oh holy shit you found a Maris?!
by Collector Ash November 23, 2021
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London Marie

London is the capital of England, Marie is a universal middle name for a woman. She is adorable but you don’t want to get on her bad side.

If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you very easily, until she had enough. But when upsetting her family, good job your on her bad side.

She is often shy to people she’s not close to, but once you get to know, she will reveal her crazy side.
London Marie is crazy adorable.
She isn’t someone you want on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London” the capital of England!
by London Marie November 22, 2021
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Mari

Mari is a beautiful, smart and kind girl who has the heart of an angel. She has gone through the hardest of times, yet comes out stronger than ever. However, she doesn't believe it at all. So that is why she has the BEST of friends to help her one day see her worth. Mari is the kindest, cutest and honestly the best person to ever grace this earth. She brings light to your life and will always be there to listen and support you. She also has a beautiful smile accompanied by captivating eyes and hair. We all love a Mari (or a Mario) xo!
“I had the worst day ever and my friend helped me through it.”
Oh yeah. Who?”
“Mariam”
by Only Fans November 23, 2021
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Melinda Marie

A beautiful and stunning woman who turns heads on the streets causing instant boners. She’s a loyalist to those she finds true to her and pushes out the ones who aren’t. She has great walls to keep you out so she is the type you see in your dreams and when you wake up you wanna kick yourself because it’s not real. She’s someone short, curvy, brunette. Every guy want her.
jimmy being defined - woaahh dude did you see that chick? that’s Melinda Marie she's so damn hot!

bret being defined - dude don't even try getting on that, she's mine.
by Mel Marie February 16, 2022
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Maribeth (mari)

Maribeth or mari is a person who is typically known to not be able to stick to characters when doing discord role-play.
P1:bro you've changed characters like 3 times
P2:yeah bro I'm such a maribeth (mari)
by Drawing_bean September 13, 2023
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