MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

March 16

Give your gf a Kiss day. If You don't give your gf a Kiss before 2pm she gets to slap you as hard as she wants on your face.

gf "Hey it's march 16th right?"
bf "Yeah, why?"
gf "What time is it?"
bf "2:01"
gf *slaps across face*

by Vivionna March 16, 2022

March 31

KIARRA'S BIRTHDAY

On March 31 IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ITS KIARRA'S BIRTHDAY SHAME ON YOU!

by Imstupedd October 13, 2019

March 22

National ‘Send your boyfriend a booty pic’ day

B : Oh it’s March 22nd, you know what that means?
G : Here you go baby.

by TheEnglishMan29 March 22, 2023

March 8th

March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.

She is born on March 8th must have brain damage

by March8thRetards May 11, 2023

March 11

A birthday for a piece of shit

Ayo my friend annabeth has her birthday on March 11 let's make it her worst

by What march 11 aka my birthday January 23, 2022