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Mary Jane Piercing

Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
by Whymusti July 8, 2021
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Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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Donna Mary DeKnight

International drag queen sensation, with unlimited alter egos and drag sisters.
'Larve, I just saw Donna Mary DeKnight whirl a bitchy elite spot. She pushed me so hard.'
by Michelle from Destiny's Child December 30, 2012
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alissa-marie ivy rachel ames draws really well
by Remarkable idiot August 7, 2012
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Bloody Mary Rimmer

by HBKaboom August 19, 2011
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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