An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
Get the Jake Russo mug.The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.
"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."
by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021
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Oh look, here comes Jake
by Bootyboi123 November 21, 2021
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by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
Get the Jake mug.Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
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