a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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killing myself

something people say when they have to do something school related
teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.

person: i’m killing myself
by kazuhasfootstool<33 May 19, 2022
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021
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Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi
by lol xd xd 123 456 November 22, 2021
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This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This
This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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