God Kai

Kai is the kindest, nicest, cutest, awesomest person you’ll ever meet. They’re so smart and pretty, and all their cosplays are so gorgeous. It’s impossible for you to meet Kai and not want his hand in marriage. They’re always willing to help anyone and is very kind to everybody, so you always feel comfortable around them and that’s why he’s our God and we always simping for them 🛐🛐🛐 we just love and appreciate him very very much! Thanks for existing Kai 🥺💖💖💖

A: Who’s Kai?
B: They’re the best person ever! He’s so nice and fun that’s why I love him! All praise God Kai 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

by omniii February 12, 2021

Co god

When daddy vxniy sniffs your balls you get co god

Vxniy just sniffed my balls so ig I get co god now

by Sheeshsos August 29, 2021

fighting God

taking the worst, most painful shit of your life

"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"

by laurpal April 17, 2022

waffle god

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce May 11, 2018

Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021

God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.

I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.

by Archigan June 12, 2023

On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on

“Guy you got dents in your head”
“On baby god”

by Sooooophia February 7, 2022