after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
by steelo47 February 19, 2024
Get the Wet high fivemug. The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
Get the Five Guys Shitsmug. intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers
by Wei Jia January 19, 2022
Get the fist to fivemug. an obvious expansion on the eiffel tower and triffel tower, the five-ffel tower involves five men having a five-way high-five over the top of their female participant.
That lady really puts out. I hear when she was hanging out with Brad and Steve and Mike and Stan and Dave that she let them Five-ffel tower her.
by TheHappyBrewmaster September 27, 2010
Get the Five-ffel towermug. 
A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
by SG937 October 25, 2010
Get the Destructo-Fivemug. when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
Get the Five mile fake outmug.