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Fortnite Battle Royale 

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.
After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.

Fortnite Battlepass 

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass
John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"

Fortnite sweat 

Something that everyone calls Jaden because he stays on the game all day.
Taj: Hey guys want to play fortnite?
Kenji: Bet I’ll play with you.
Jaden: Yo I heard scrims?
Taj: Jaden stop being a fortnite sweat
Fortnite sweat by Kapjonics123 November 4, 2019

fortnite guy 

the guy who coppied fortnite and have burger
"Hey, mom can I get the Fortnite guy meal". Mom; "We have Fortnite burger at home!"

Fortnite Virgin 

Someone who plays Fortnite and follows those gay Fortnite accounts on instagram. These people also comment “I think it’s time for a default dance...” These kids also buy every OG skin that returns to the shop. They also watch Ninja (aka the biggest fortnite virgin, I bet jess hasn’t even popped his cherry yet)
That kid is using a Soccer skin? What a fortnite virgin!

Man I fucking hate fortnite virgins who sweat their asses off. I wish they all died in real life.
Fortnite Virgin by Moe Lester January 18, 2019