Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"

Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black

by Faerduron October 16, 2012

Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.

funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.

by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011

Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015

Facebook Nice

The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.

Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .

by BMFESQ August 3, 2017

facebook insurance

The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.

FB USER: I am 2 bored.....

FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?

FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance

see joke insurance

by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009

Facebook Frontin'

FBF or Facebook frontin' is when somone makes their appearance on facebook different from how they are in real life just to try and attract a certain group of people and/or make themselves look "cool".

Rat is Facebook Frontin' too hard. He's just tryna look cool for that girl.

Cheese be FBF too much.

FacebookFrontinFronting

by nitsuawckcw October 23, 2011

Facebook Beauty

A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.

Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.

Friend- She's not that hot man.

Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!

Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.

by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013