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Donkey Krunch

As your Donkey Kicking sum1, you throw in the punch for good measure.

Viola Donkey Krunch.

Especially good on 1 night stands.
by Richie JB August 19, 2008
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Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"
I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme
by Yunglummy June 1, 2025
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donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.
Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016
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Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow of a bong while filling to the correct water level
Doc was burping the donkey so he could get ready to do a dab.
by cheddachris2 June 20, 2022
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Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011
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Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.
When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick
by King Yamayama January 27, 2024
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donkey

A: are u a donkey?
B: of course.
by azdinovem April 2, 2017
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