Walking Food Festival

A person whose life during Covid has come to revolve around food.

Posting photos of every meal and every snack, sharing recipes, looking forward to eating because what else was there to do, she had become a Walking Food Festival.

by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2021

Walking rainbow

When someone walk around with their dick out and sings Y.M.C.A, and getting a blowjob

I saw Jonathan walking around, man he was a walking rainbow with thomas the other day

by Enlighting living licker March 7, 2021

Walk Off

Taking an upper decker after staying up all night wrastlin’ gators

Kyle had a walk off. He stayed up all night and clogged the toilet.

by Dogs barking March 10, 2021

Cock or walk

A term used by a man that drives someone out to the middle of nowhere, stops the car, and demands that the other person have sex with them (cock) or get out and walk back home. Not necessarily rape or assault but pressure to perform none-the-less.

Her: Oh Johnny, why did you park the car on this deserted gravel road many miles from my home?! Are we out of gas?
Him: Cock or walk, baby. Cock or walk.

by F.E. LaCroix March 13, 2021

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?

1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.

by I am r o c k April 8, 2021