Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

two in the pink one in the stink

The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.

person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.

by bader April 11, 2006

One for the stink and two for the pink

Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.

Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.

by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005

Forty Two Fake out

To trick; or fool somebody

Q: Did you get old girl number last night.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.

by Frank Grizzy July 29, 2005

your mom in a two piece

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."

one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.

by evan c November 11, 2007

Ahh shit and two farts

Used to express anger.

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."

by Coos April 20, 2008

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004