Turtleflexing

When someone flexes their bulging muscles and it causes their neck to sink inside of their torso.

He was turtleflexing so hard that his chin disappeared!

by Wizardrous Writer January 3, 2025

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Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

by AND YOU! January 14, 2025

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Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.

I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl

by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026

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Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)

Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."

by jew_bastard January 20, 2026

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Turtle

Slang name for weed coined by E-40.

I call weed turtle cause it's green and makes you move slow.

by anonymous March 3, 2026

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The act of pulling the foreskin back, and then pushing the coiled penis skin over the head of the penis to cover it. Which commonly leaves a bit of the penis head showing at the top. Resembling that of a bald man in a turtle neck.

Haven't been turtlenecking since I was a kid. You guys are still doing that?

by TheZucction February 7, 2025

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