Brojan Horse

When you meet a seemingly awesome guy and he turns out to be a douche.

Girl..I met what I thought was this really cool guy and then he went all douchewad on me....total brojan horse. Fml

by Iamtheninjagirl October 19, 2015

Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014

Horsing

Related to eating.

When one is choking but still desires to continue eating.

I was choking everywhere but I had to finish horsing down that potato..

by payap November 9, 2023

Skyrim horse

A skyrim-horse is a horse found in the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

As a consequence of its strange physics, it is verry good at climbing mountians and other elevated terrain.

(latin) "Climbus horseus"

Person1: Wow this mountian is pretty hard to climb.
Person2: Yeah i could realy use a "Skyrim horse"

by Skyrim connoisseur August 7, 2019

wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'

"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.

by world Peace April 9, 2017

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Horse

Everybody knows what a horse is.

I like horse cock.

by Alden_Larson September 1, 2023