Horse-footing around

To be messing around in a joking manner

Why were you counting us earlier?
Sorry I was just horse-footing around.

by Chiefhorse April 17, 2024

Monkey horse

A discrimination against black boys xD

Oh shit, its a monkey horse!

by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

Trojan Horse

When a girl has had many dudes in her....just like the Trojan horse

Dude you should go after Emily
Nah bro she’s a Trojan horse...many dudes been in her

by Dannydamany November 2, 2020

giant horse cock

Why the FUCK did you look this up you FUCKING PSYCHO

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock

by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023

Talk to a man about a horse

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.

“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019