A condition in which the subject exhibits irrational amount of skill and knowledge in relation to the town from which they hail.
Example: Bob- "let's just take Main Street?"
Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "
Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."
Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "
Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."
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"This kid won't stop blowing up my phone! He keeps making all these empty threats but refuses to step to me! You know what? I'm done wasting my time on this B-town Bitch."
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