Michael Jordan 6-pete

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.

My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.

by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016

devin michael carter

A real nigga that wouldn’t give two fucks about you,your mom,your dad,or your fucking friends.He is a GOAT and won’t think twice about something if he’s right about it.He may not get that many bitches but you wish your persona was like that nigga.

Devin Michael Carter is a real nigga

by Agax April 11, 2019

Michael Kenneth Cramer

A god damn idiot.

Bro, don't be such a Michael Kenneth Cramer.

by fasdhgoasdihgal3e September 29, 2011

Michael Fish Moment

The act of getting a prediction catastrophically wrong.

Holy shit, I never thought the UK would seriously vote for Brexit. Guess I just had a Michael Fish moment.

by WTGOH January 6, 2017

pulled a michael jackson

to undergo a dramatic facial/bodily transformation that may make one unrecognizable

person 1: "wow that girl/guy got some serious work done"
person 2: "yeah she/he definitely pulled a michael jackson, they look so different"

or

person 1:" wow that car crash screwed them up bad"
person 2:" yeah they really pulled a michael jackson"

by sweettea99 August 2, 2017

gavin michael ham

The best guy I have ever met. He is sweet, cute, smart, weird, pretty much a perfect boyfriend.

I love my boyfriend, gavin michael ham, -faith

by serenity02 May 14, 2015

Michael Andrew Johnson

The cutest, most caring guy you will ever meet. He loves comics, superheros and ninja turtles but in a totally awesome, adorable way. He will take care of you no matter what and will always be by your side.

Michael Andrew Johnson is the best boyfriend ever!

by Janabkksbwhuxuis September 5, 2013