Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.

Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.

by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018

scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 3, 2019

Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.

“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”

by urasscrack January 12, 2019

Rebel turds

A gay australian stripper who loves pole dancing like a brown sugar baby

Rebel turds

by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018

Turd bagger

Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".

Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger!

by Jay Marc June 22, 2018

Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.

I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018