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social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.
Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.
by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011
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Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Social whore

A social whore is somebody that is constantly seeking attention from any and everyone. This common peasant can be found on instagram , facebook and snapchat (being a whore via posing or posting "sexual" and suggestive descriptions/comments on their own pictures and profile. This flirt has slowly but surely taken over the rep that is usually seen as "bad and boujee " ... therefore ruining socialmedia for all the REAL bad bitchez .
"Wow, that girl Azarlea is such a social whore".

"Did you see Peggy's insta pic, she is so fishing for compliments. Social whore!"
by Ayyyybitch344 December 9, 2018
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Social Portfolio

A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
by bwsimonse December 5, 2021
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Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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