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Screaming Pigs

Tasteless "screamo" music that closely resembles the sound of pigs screaming.
My roommate came out of his room to clean the living room with some screaming pigs.
by dprfunk January 15, 2015
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Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.
Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..
by Willywanker November 26, 2013
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lipstick on a pig

(a term originally used by the Democratic party to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008 because some of the -IMHO misogynistic- Democrats didn't like how much make make-up she was putting on)

overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.
I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; I will simply state that IMHO such or such a method of capital execution (but not the idea of capital punishment itself) is absolutely inappropriate in modern society. Or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case, but not as a principle. The moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.
by Sexydimma January 1, 2014
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pigging out

a) a Canadian Maritimes term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes in front of the television".

b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.

c) (coolidiculous) : breaking-and-entering into an occupied premises while the owner is away, and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises, without actually stealing anything.
if pigging out, especially definition b), is to be curtailed among modern bratagers, parents should be more actively involved in their offsprings' upbringing
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
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vachichi pig

Hey ladies, guess what? It's spring. Time to shave your vachichi and behaving like a vachichi pig.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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stuffed pig

The act of placing an apple in your partners mouth and taking them from behind on a dining room table.
My wife and I did the old stuffed pig routine last night.
by ShmegmaKing27 May 22, 2015
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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
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