penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

by dopey28 November 23, 2009

Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.

You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.

by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011

Penis Troll

n. An individual whose forum posts and/or text messages frequently contain phallic references or the word penis.

Man 1: Yo, bro! Any idea what we're having for dinner tonight?

Response Text: Penis!

Man 1: God damnit. Do you ever NOT have cock on your mind? Damn penis troll...

by Cheezy Chester April 25, 2011

Street Penis

random boys you meet on the street who want to give you their penis to play with!

Only accept the Hot ones!

Last night we were trynaaaaaa but ended up home at 1:30.... so decided to go looking for some street penis.

by 7th Floor Whore October 15, 2010

mobius penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 11, 2008

penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".

Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !

by Corkey Butchek December 7, 2006

penis-hugger

Someone who favors the male sex, and likes penises alot.

"Paris Hilton is a penis-hugger." or "John, you're a penis-hugger. Shut up."

by Rial December 11, 2007