ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022

play the 5-string

To have gay cowboy butt sex.

I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.

by James Loftis January 23, 2009

Person Of Play

A more respectful way of saying the G-Word

“Hey Kyle I heard you were a g*mer”
“Sorry I don’t feel comfortable with that kind of language, I prefer Person Of Play”

by Bigg3st boi October 9, 2019

Playing With Your Parrot

A term used for masturbation.

Oh! Jesus christ Tommy! Are you playing with your parrot in the middle of this party!?

by Citysteak01 December 22, 2022

playing the bridge

Moving the stretchy part of the penis underneath the head/scrotum for sexual pleasure, a fidget, or as a finger warmer.

yo dude, I was Playing the bridge last night and my mom came in!

by the_shizzle November 7, 2023

siri plays

that one youtube series made by keizoha

a: hey man have you ever heard of siri plays
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 February 9, 2022

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025