March 14th

The day that Krabs fries.

Sheldon .J Plankton: Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this, calendar. March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!"

by pseud0nym12470 March 24, 2023

March 4

Nation Shmeel’d day (a getting ignored for days preferably by Zack)

The other night I really needed the history homework for March 4 but Zack completely Shmeel’d me.

by PapiNate March 3, 2022

March 13th

National watch horror movies with your friend day

Rose: hey guys wanna have a get together and watch horror movies?
Josh: it's march 13th already?
Sarah: hell yes let's do it
Alex: I'll bring the popcorn

by arosema March 11, 2021

march 9th 2010

Devin Tyler Cornett birthday is on March 9th 2010

March 9th 2010 is my birthday

by Devin louisville ky November 20, 2023

March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.

“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023”
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”

by Son of Stenhouse December 20, 2023

March 20

Where sigma boss men are born, just the most elite humans are let into this world.

Simon: Did you hear boss man William, he’s such a sigma male

Damien: That’s cuz he was born in March 20

by WassabiStik November 23, 2021

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020