by Emperor Wrath April 19, 2021
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Get the Kevin Martin mug.When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
by daann45 January 24, 2022
Get the Kevin Magnussen mug.the ideology of mixing nazism with communism. kevinism states that being gay is a fenlony, however being gay towards your homies is legal. Kevinism is based on horniness and sex.
damn bro, i want to live in a Kevinism society cos i want to fuck.
damn bro, i want to live in a Kevinism society cos i wanna be a nazi.
damn bro, i want to live in a Kevinism society cos i wanna be a nazi.
by KEVVVVZ October 13, 2021
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Get the Kevin Reynolds mug.Kevin NG refers to a type of people who are mentally and physically messed up. To be specific, a kevin is clueless about everything and hs is a fucking idiot, as he thinks hes the best at everything when his intillegence is horribly low.
KEVIN NG!!!!
by Jessica XU January 9, 2018
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