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Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016
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Rat Terrier

A type of rat that looks almost like a dog.
Holy crap! What kind of ugly dog is that?
Oh, wait, its just a rat terrier.
by I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A STICK!! September 29, 2010
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oh shit a rat

the most godly meme out there, if you see a cup you can be like "oh shit a cup" then put your hand in your pant and jump side to side
"Oh shit my dad" that is a example on what you can say

oh shit a rat!
by P0RKYZZ June 21, 2019
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milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
by buches October 9, 2012
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rat up a rhododendron

really fast. So fast, in fact, that you won't believe how fast it happened. Often used to describe the speed at which a male penetrated a sexual orifice and began intercourse.

This term, among others, came into wider use in the 1970's largely through the Australian-originated slang of the Bazza Humphreys character who was then featured in the British Private Eye magazine.
He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.
by man of the sea October 18, 2009
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dead rat's nest

A place where bad ideas go to die.
George's half-baked suggestion veered our discussion into a dead rat's nest.
by kgaz March 29, 2017
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Herpie Bitch Rat

"My name is Abbi, I am a Herpie Bitch Rat, Mr. Kraskie, may I suck your dick for good grades?"
by Yep, the truth October 2, 2019
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