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Facebook Fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook
by Facebook Fingers March 2, 2015
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Facebook-Feminist

(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.

Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."

Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
by PhraseTheSun July 21, 2018
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Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.
Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.
by Sipacris January 3, 2011
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facebook stunna

Someone that will post a status, comment, picture, etc. About how they're gonna kick someones ass. But in real life they wouldn't even look at you wrong.
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them
. Man # 1..that lil boy thinks he's ham. man # 2..he's just a big facebook stunna forreal.
by Jessssie(; October 14, 2011
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Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.
by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011
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Facebook slagger

A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.
Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.

Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !

Brochacho 1: Totally !
by ThelittleGumbas August 3, 2011
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Facebook Fucko

1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.

2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.

3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
by Sic Semper Tyrranus August 15, 2014
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