George Michael Danger Wank

The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.

The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!

by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008

mount saint michael academy

All boys catholic school in The Bronx, NY. You'll find kinds skipping class and playing cee-lo (dice game) on campus. A lot of kids from Mount end up going to college however, because we do enough work just to skate by. We are all rowdy as fuck, and try to get bitches from Cardinal Spellman High School. Commonly referred as ''The Mount'' or ''Mount''

Person #1: I go to Mount Saint Michael Academy nigga
Person #2: Oh word? You play cee-lo?

by Lexi's man June 29, 2014

Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

Fake Michael Jackson Fan

A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.

These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."

Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.

Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.

The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"

Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):

Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?

Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3

My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.

by FakeMJFanHater July 15, 2010

Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.

Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here

by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018

Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

General Sir Michael Finish

A "General finish"; also a master tactician of great military genius who is inevitably victorious over all his adversaries.
The phrase causes all present to finish all beverages currently in progress.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I propose a toast? To a certain military genius, master tactician, the General Sir Michael Finish!"
All finish beverages

by Andy Davies June 27, 2008