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Clown pussy

Clown pussy is a phrase used to describe a person who dresses disheveled, has little money, and has a dirty older car. Dirty in this case means filled with moldy food, dirty clothes, possible sexual items, among other things.
Come on man, I just worked on clown pussys car. Don't give me another one, I had to shower for hours after the first one.
by Splooge Master123 July 14, 2025
mugGet the Clown pussymug.

Crazy Clown

This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.
Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.
by meecho January 25, 2013
mugGet the Crazy Clownmug.

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
mugGet the clown car of clusterfuckmug.

Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!
by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023
mugGet the Clown Aidsmug.

Clown

Carol Granda, she spells her name with a k cause she thinks it’s cooler but no, it’s carol.
Karol Granda is a cheating bitch, she is a clown
by ayeemeyuh September 25, 2019
mugGet the Clownmug.

Clown Mouth

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.
by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024
mugGet the Clown Mouthmug.

Clown tactics

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.
The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
mugGet the Clown tacticsmug.

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