Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.

Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!

by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

water sauce

Water sauce is an adjective for something really easy. It is derived from conjoining the terms weak sauce and "water;" weak sauce for the pitiful aspect of the task, and water for the ease.

"Yo, that test was water sauce."

"She's water sauce man"

by Wongo July 7, 2008

crunchy water

Soda

Person 1: you want some crunchy water?

Person 2: lemme get some cough syrup water (dr. Pepper)

by Spreader it truth September 13, 2018

Redneck Holy Water

Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.

PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?

by Skipper420 January 7, 2010

Water Park Creep

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009

beer water

Beer that tastes like water/tonic water/club soda.

Man, this corona is beer water, despite being four percent and ice cold.

by BREWTALIZER December 18, 2007