Disk Turd 

"Disk turd" refers to a piece of data or information that is particularly useless, unnecessary, or irrelevant, often found cluttering up digital storage spaces.

Every time I clean out my hard drive, I come across dozens of old files that are nothing but disk turds – random screenshots and memes I don't even remember saving.

Disk Turd by The_Cardboard_Cutout February 27, 2024

Japanese turd 

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.

Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.

Japanese turd by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024

Monkey Turd 

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

Monkey Turd by Pattravers March 1, 2024

slippery turd 

Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult

Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.

slippery turd by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024

cellular-turd 

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

cellular-turd by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

Weird Turd 

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

Weird Turd by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

A turd with burnt hair 

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

A turd with burnt hair by Weird Owl July 9, 2024