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max conklin

a very sweet man who loves to cuddle with then homies. he may have a chode, but its still satifcatory
by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa February 14, 2020
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Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to
Jacob is poor-maxing
by minkjtr November 28, 2023
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Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit
by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022
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goon-maxxing

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:
I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.
by HaliPotter October 27, 2024
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Max

Max is a cool boys name.
It shows that you are very rich and very clasfull.
Everybody who haves the name Max is cool, hott and smart.
Max is cool
by Mister MP November 21, 2021
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Max Magaz

I want to ride on Max Magazs dick
by tabbbyzznotfound June 16, 2020
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Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.
“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”
by Derk maxer February 29, 2024
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