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Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.
I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!
by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022
mugGet the Bakery Ladymug.

Lady Shaker

"I wanted to have sex with her but I got too drunk and I couldnt get lady shaker up"
by JHussler March 22, 2024
mugGet the Lady Shakermug.

Reverse Lady Killer

A person who destroys lady boners by being their unique unsexy selves.
Man that Doucshe nozzle is a real reverse lady killer .
by TomO'Bedlam May 9, 2024
mugGet the Reverse Lady Killermug.

Lady

Wearing a dress doesn't make her a lady, wearing a suit doesn't make him a gentleman.
Senator Patrizia Reggiani- Uh....I am a lady.

Female Captain- By what standards?
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
mugGet the Ladymug.

Flap Lady

A woman who only drinks WDK daily. Always pops over the fence and always has a fag in her mouth also see under Fence lady
The main name is Tanya but more Tarnya
Oh look here is flap lady coming

Oh god not Taryna
by Jibjabjoe March 22, 2024
mugGet the Flap Ladymug.

Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun
This lady stoner gets shit done.
by MJ_S September 14, 2020
mugGet the Lady Stonermug.

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
by Pookiemay February 9, 2024
mugGet the Lady Baconmug.

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