Dick Parade

Getting your fuck on ...all night long.

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"

by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013

Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

by corymatthews February 18, 2011

Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

Ruck Dick

When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck

Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?

by ThickWerm March 14, 2022

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

Mallet Dick

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.

Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button

by #Splashback March 19, 2015