Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 30, 2024

Rusty Fridge

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.

Brett went ice dipping and then gave Megan anal, giving her a rusty fridge.

by Jessdigs January 4, 2025

Rusty Ramrod

An old worn out penis that is barely functional.

Last time I slept with my cousin he had a rusty ramrod, it was just as bad as a whiskey dick.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

Rusty Thrussy

A sex kink when a female is on her period. The guy sticks his dick in her vagina pulls it out with her blood on it and quickly shove it down her throat. Leaving her with a bloody throat.

Last night my sluncle gave me a rusty thrussy and I have never been move in love with the taste of his dick.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

Rusty Bussy

A straight or gay man who enjoys anal sex but refuses to clean it before the anal pounding.

My step brother enjoys the pegging I give him but refuses to clean before hand. He's my little rusty bussy.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

Rusty Melodica

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.

Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.

by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019