I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.

"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

talk to earth

Saying that someone needs to stop talking to you with such disrespect, or to stop saying something because they are wrong. Essentially telling them to get more in touch with nature (Earth) so they can be more humble and not disrespectful or judgmental.

"Damn bro, are you really wearing fake Jordan's right now?" "Are you blind? My J's are not fake, talk to earth."

by Ender Crowe February 4, 2025

Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

talk pretty

When you talk to somebody, usually a submissive, sexually

Dom: *texting* i know you wanna grind my thigh, pretty girl.
sub: *also texting* gosh don't talk pretty to me when im in public 😳

by PseudonymsRlame August 27, 2021

All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.

Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.

by Slabshack November 30, 2018

Talking brain

An insult usually directed towards smart people.

Dummy: Wow take a look at that talking brain ovah there. Bet he eats, breathes and sleeps math.

by IntergalactalEnergy April 30, 2024

Talk-Blocker

When calling someone, they immediately change the conversation, then end the call before you have a chance to tell them what you called them for.

I was completely Talk-Blocked when I called Joel. I wanted to ask him a question, but all he did was complain then hang up. That guy is the master Talk-Blocker

by mexicoselbano October 27, 2012