Sexy-ism

A Religion based off the looks and Sexy-isms of Jeff Chowder.
Aspects of the religion include glazing of our gracious leader Jeff Chowder. Accepting that there can only be one sexy, abstinence(*Unless with the all sexy one). A cultural dance must be preformed every night(*Either Anaconda or his infamous shimmy shimmy wave.)

We, the devoted followers of Sexy-ism, recognize that there is only one true embodiment of sexiness—Jeff Chowder—and it is our duty to glaze in his honor, dance in his name, and bask in the radiance of his unparalleled allure.

by Follower of Sexy-ism February 18, 2025

Sexy man

A man who cooks for you while listening to Guns N’ Roses.

”He’s listening to Guns n’ roses while cooking food for me! Wow, he’s a really sexy man!”

by Ilovehotrockers March 28, 2025

Sexy makaila

A person who you'd do anything for regardless of what wrong they have done

Person 1: "Did you see that girl over there? Man, I'd do anything for her..."
Person 2: "oh! You mean that girl...yeah, 'sexy Makaila'...I already have

by TheAfroAlien April 4, 2025

Sexy crackhead

Have you ever seen a woman who is weirdly sexy, in a like an almost homeless way? Yea. That's a sexy crackhead. My favorite.

"She's so sexy in a scary, trashy way"
"That's what we call a sexy crackhead."

by Canal Mouse April 18, 2025

Sexy

Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney is so sexy

by anonymous February 15, 2026

sexy postman pat

he is so sexy but Mrs groggins is sexier with her big ass nose

Person: look how sexy pat is, I should call him sexy postman pat!
Mrs. Groggins: not as sexy as me
Person: no
Mrs Groggins:*shakes chunky ass*

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026

sexy dooriya

sexy hot chigga who loves white boys

sexy dooriya sucked off the short white boy across the hall from her but he couldn't make her cum

by yourfavfakeging May 1, 2025