by PurpleFundy July 11, 2021
Get the Purple Fundymug. Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.
It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.
by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025
Get the Purple Syndrome Tuggymug. Phrase used when playing Frozen Bubble game to tell friend to shoot purple bubble towards other purple bubbles; to successfully hit a purple combo in Frozen Bubble game
Phrase was founded by the one and only King Adio and may be used by all Frozen Bubble players
Phrase was founded by the one and only King Adio and may be used by all Frozen Bubble players
by King Adio May 15, 2009
Get the Purple It Up!!mug. by carl azus March 2, 2018
Get the purple potion mojomug. DJ PURPLE AKI
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
Example in a sentence:
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025
Get the DJ Purple Akimug. its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore
by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025
Get the Purple glitter fartmug. Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught
And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!
by Clili August 28, 2016
Get the seeing purplemug.