Like a pickle

A sarcastic outcome or answer to a situation where an individual had trouble deciding between two different outcomes or answers

Q: How was dinner with your in-laws?

A: Like a pickle!

by ~Goddess~ April 1, 2017

pickle

1) A type of food
2) Another name for a dick

1) Mmmm. Pickles are the best food ever.

2) Tickle, tickle, here comes my pickle.

by Mechanical Bride January 7, 2016

The pickles

A cruel form of punishment where the subject is forced into a face down, ass up position, and the punisher empties a jar of pickles into the subjects anus.

If you call me that one more time, you're gonna get the pickles.

by Mr. Cream Puff June 15, 2024

Pickle capper

Somebody lying but also knows the truth in they are saying

Youre being a pickle capper, you know your toe touch was horrible

by Aryndapc September 18, 2019

Maureen Pickles

Maureen Pickles was the foremost childrens author of the 2000's, critically acclaimed for her Penelope Series. However, she lost her credibility, due to the feline novel "Penelope and The Pussy" after concerned parents burnt down her house in outrage.

"Oh, you heard about that perverted old writer woman?"
"That was Maureen Pickles, dear"

by tehiro September 23, 2009

Pickled

When your dick is constantly soaked from the sacred juices of angel pussy that you have basically been graced by the fountain of youth.

"Chuck Norris is over 80 years old, how does he still look so young?" "It's simple, man. He's been Pickled from banging Christie Brinkley"

by Skip Doogle October 22, 2022

little pickle

Too small to crunch

Person 1: Hey u wanna eat this little pickle?
Person 2: Nah it’s too small it has no crunch

by Trizzyyy May 14, 2022