by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006
Get the spank the monkey mug.A very bad club, in the shithole that is Sunderland.
A regular chav hangout, buy their tapes from the market for £3.
It should be shut down due to its obvious amounts of drug use and incredibly crap music.
A regular chav hangout, buy their tapes from the market for £3.
It should be shut down due to its obvious amounts of drug use and incredibly crap music.
person 1: Do you want to go to the new monkey?
person 2: fuck no, its in sunderland
person 1: oh no, not that shit hole.
person 2: fuck no, its in sunderland
person 1: oh no, not that shit hole.
by nu-metal lover November 21, 2004
Get the The New Monkey mug.someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
by Jesus January 13, 2004
Get the bench monkey mug.When a woman wraps her legs around a man's neck like an upside down monkey and he supports her back with his arms while standing up. This sex position is ideal for maximum pleasure and adds to the effect of a woman's G-spot.
hey Italian Stallion! last night i was with matt and i wrapped my fucking legs around his fucking neck like a fucking upside down fucking monkey. and he fucked the shit out of my vagina!!! i'v ebeen sore for three fucking days now! HE IS AMAZING AT THE FUCKY MONKEY :D
by risque russian February 15, 2010
Get the fucky monkey mug.A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.
Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!
by Black Op August 27, 2009
Get the Goo Monkey mug.One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.
That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.
by The Stiffis May 27, 2010
Get the Milk Monkey mug.a. a random outburst that one may scream if angered, aroused, or in extreme pain
b. a monkey that beyond adorable
-founded by Natalie B.
b. a monkey that beyond adorable
-founded by Natalie B.
a. guy kicks friend in the balls -- "SHEX MONKEY!"
b. people visting the congo -- "Aw, look at that little shex monkey!!!"
b. people visting the congo -- "Aw, look at that little shex monkey!!!"
by Natalie B. May 23, 2006
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