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Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
by :D)) April 6, 2022
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Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
by :D)) April 6, 2022
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Matthew

by duskm3 April 7, 2022
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Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
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Matthew Champlin

by mature boy April 7, 2022
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mathwe

when your dyslexic friend tries to write the word Matthew but because he's fuckin he writes it mathwe
friend 1: lets go meet up with mathwe
friend 2: its Matthew you dyslexic piece of shit
by BigBoy1919 April 7, 2022
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matthew

matthew is asian and cool
who's that
dat is matthew
omg :O
by beckaythegreat April 14, 2022
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