Maddie Long Legs

A nickname Mrs. Walton came up with for one of her APUSH students.

Mrs. Walton: “Maddie Long Legs is my favorite student.”

by Wall·e September 5, 2022

Leg Ass

(informal adjective)
-Derived from the idiom "pulling my leg", leg ass is an insult used to describe someone, or someone's life, as being a "joke"

(similar terms)
- Head Ass

"Look at that leg ass over there, he's so stupid"

"Man, you just a leg ass"

by M.W. Dict November 16, 2022

Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

kicking his leg

when you scroll from jude_movie’s most recent post to part 361 (third pinned video) realizing he hasn’t posted in a while

“i get so mad when i see the guy kicking his leg”

“jude are you okay? i just saw the guy kicking his leg”

“it’s time to post jude, the guy kicking his leg showed up again”

by sxy195188m7 May 21, 2023

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Healthy legs

A group (of usually 5 or 6 girls and boys below the age of 25) of fun, healthy people who are all very close, and enjoy kicking up a fuss and creating banter wherever they go, a little squad with lots of inside jokes and phrases.

(in conversation)
Person 1: "hey look over there, some healthy legs!"
Person 2: "wow! They're so cool!"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016