Jake

a poopy diaper baby simp

Don't be a Jake

by notjakenihei November 2, 2021

Jake

jakes are swag. all cute and humour. u won’t catch Marty Mcfly with a Jake around. make sure to get a bf or friend called jake because u won’t regret it ;)

*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly

that typa swag can only come from a jake

by yoyothegreat August 22, 2021

Jake

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.

Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"

Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."

Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"

by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023

Jake

The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.

Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”

Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”

Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”

by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022

Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best

omg jake is making that girl blush

by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019

Jake

Jake is the perfect person. If you know a jake be grateful and if you dont, you should get to know one. He is so kind and so amazing that you will not believe you know him. He will be one of your favourite people on this earth.

Look its jake, you should get to know him, he is amazing.

by HeLlO iTs RoRo December 7, 2019

Jake

A person who just loves heroin

“Oh! There’s a needle.” “I bet jake would love that”

by Harvey Neill March 8, 2022