Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.
Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..
by Willywanker November 27, 2013
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Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.
That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot
by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020
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Feeding the guinea pig

A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming
Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.
by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
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Slam Pig

A 5'2 girl from Toms River with black hair and freckles who's name usually starts with an A or an M and gets railed night in and night out.
Hey did you see whore at the hotel this weekend that kept walking in and out with a different guy? She was a real slam pig.
by Leprechaun 2020... March 10, 2020
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Slam pig

I was drunk and out of options so I went over to Krystal’s, she’s just a slam pig.
by Jack Attack is Wack September 04, 2019
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slam pig

a girl or woman that has sex with anyone and anything. very easy to sleep with. associated with trash, slut, whore.
When my ex and i broke up she turned into a real slam pig!
(to a woman) "get bent you nasty slam pig"!
by cians mom December 23, 2015
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Slam pig

Did you see that sexy slam pig on that fire truck?
by Slampg June 05, 2019
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