Lafayette College

Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.

Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"

by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023

crookhorn college

A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.

Person 1: ew look how chavvy she is!

Person 2: it’s definitely because she goes to crookhorn college

by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023

Grennan college

A dumb ass school in ireland that's full of fake ass bitches and people who think vaping is a personality trait. and a vice principal who scares me

"Aw man i have to grennan college tommorow, can't wait to see all those fake ass bitches."

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible December 1, 2023

Carringbush college

Disorganisation for community skillsets development.

Where did you learn to drive?
Carringbush college back alley training range!

by Abbott January 9, 2023

Humber College

That one college in Etobicoke which is a district of Toronto, Ontario. In here you'll find your average classes that will make you suffer, but that's practically any college isn't it. Good food options, mid gym(could be better), some classes are nice, some are trash, good luck attempting to find parking space in the beginning of a semester. Shoutout to the guy that broke a keyboard in game room after playing league of legends.

Person 1: Yo, what college you go to in Canada bruv?
Person 2: You already know fam, mans go to Humber College still
Person 3: That's wassup

by Black Airforce Nigga January 11, 2023

college park orlando

A white trash neighborhood with one side having shitty houses where robberies and break ins take place then the other side with big beautiful mansions with nice cars.

"Oh you live in college park orlando okay........ that explaines it"

by Phantomjizz July 12, 2017

Warren Wilson College

Warren wilson college is a 4-year private liberal arts college. Set in the Swannanoa Valley of western NC, wwc is surrounded by some of the most beautiful views. There are 25 miles of hiking trails on campus, some of which follow the swannanoa river. Wwc follows a system called The Triad, were students have a wholesome learning experience through academics, service, and work. There are over 80 work crews on campus such as farming, woodshop, garden, autoshop, dining, and pretty much anything needed to keep the school running students all take part in. With a small number around 800-1000 students, wwc has small class sizes and personable professors. Amazing sustainable agriculture, environmental, biology, and writing programs. there are a lot of "hippies" at this school. Not surprising at all to see people barefoot in class. With the small class size it's also common to have class outside. In biology for example my class went out to the trails and identified the native plants we found. It can be pricey to go here since it is a private school, but a little gets paid off from the work program but they are also really good with giving financial aid and scholarships. I love visiting all the animals here like the cows horses and pigs. This school is honestly so amazing

"Warren Wilson College Is for hippies"
"Warren wilson is for anyone whos chill and also a hardworker"

by WWC-owls July 18, 2017