Anal Worms

Hair.

"My, Janet, your anal worms look lovely today!"
"Have you had your analworms cut?"
"I love running my hand through your analworms"
"Head and Shoulders keep my analworms flake free"
"Give me a shower cap to avoid getting my analworms wet"
"Cum on my face darling, but not my analworms"

by Sophie Almad October 3, 2008

anal hockey

A game played where a person allows another to put an object in their anus and move it around as if trying to score a goal with the puck.

"Hey! Lets play anal hockey..I'll be Vancouver."

by name deees November 11, 2011

anal protuberance

An object that juts out from one's anal cavity. For example, a dildo, vibrator, or other adult marital aid.

Did you hear that Keith had to go to the hospital to have a large anal protuberance removed from his gay ass?

by bclover October 9, 2007

Anal butter

Were a person of any gender will throuly slap apple butter in the rim if the anus and continue to lick it off with a moist tongue until it's gone

My last girl friend gave the best anal butter.

by $crolten September 8, 2014

EPIC ANAL

The ultimate incarnation of anal sex. Can be used to force ones opinion on any being with an anus.

Scotsman: "Ye, me wife dislikes that i work in teh field all day"
Scotsmans friend: "Indeed, force upon her EPIC ANAL so that she might change her ways"

by TEesfg February 17, 2010

flaming anal

Somebody who openly admits to receiving it in the anal region. Most likely of homosexual decent.

Marco.
Marco.
Marco.

= flaming anal.

by Nazzy y0 May 23, 2006

anal stab

when you get butt fucked repedativeley untill you bleed.

dang dude,i got such a bad anal stab lastnight that i cant even walk.

by audrey gilMORE November 11, 2007