American Pit Bull Terrier

A dog descended from bull and terrier crosses created as a dogfighting breed. A gamebred animal with drive and heart. Capable of becoming a loyal, loving family pet. Often fond of children. Easy to train by a firm handler. The choice breed for irresponsible owners.
This breed has been given a horrible name, mainly due to the media hype focusing on so-called 'dangerous' breeds. In reality, the APBT is one of the only breeds ever bred specifically to be extremely friendly to humans.
They do NOT have locking jaws. They do not make good guard dogs.

Petey, the dog in The Little Rascals, was an American Pit Bull Terrier.

The UKC was founded by an APBT owner, and the first breed registered with the UKC was APBT Bennett's Ring.

The APBT was a popular icon of American Pride during the 1990s, decorating war posters and representing the country's strength and dignity.

by Lycanthrope April 10, 2008

All-American Cunt Hunt

1. Loading up a car with snacks, coffee, soft drinks, and a guitar in the daylight hours then driving said car to an ocean-adjacent tourist-filled city in the effort of finding a woman to have sexual relations with. There must be at least 3 people in the car at all times, with the person in the backseat playing the guitar at some point in the hunt. Also, the city that you travel to has to be at least an hour away from the city you live in.

See also Trim Swimming.

1. "I've got nothing to do today, you want to go to the mall/beach/Sodom & Gomorrah?"

"Fuck that, let's go on an All-American Cunt Hunt!"

"I'll bring the guitar."

by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010

all-American-bad-ass

Is an American that can survive on his own very easily. Usually at a young age. Able to create fires, make a shelter, find edible food, knowing exactly where you are on a map (in the middle of nowhere).

Damn Jimmy is the all-American-bad-ass, that's the biggest fire ever, and it's made out of stones. And he knows exactly where he is, just by looking at some rocks in the distance.

by anthony binas March 8, 2008

American wake up call

When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.

Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.

by Jon Eric November 5, 2005

South American long boi

Slang for the maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus). natively found in south america.

can be shortened to long boi.

Max: how was your date with Jess yesterday?
Tom: it was great, we went to the zoo and saw her favorite animal,the South American long boi

by Sargent Steel January 7, 2020

American Horror Story

A horror show that airs on fx. the acting and writing is terrible but some of the premises are all right

In my opinion, American Horror Story’s writing is like a cheesy soap opera

by shidder July 24, 2021

the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

by bAmeriWind8 January 24, 2011