Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

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Alex

a kid who has no personality who loves ai for some reason, has the biggest gyatt in the universe, you cannot walk in front of him without him running in front of you with his jiggling ass, he will take over the world

Alex giggled in front of me

by bigyatti June 4, 2025

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Alex giraud

The most beautifulest soul you'll ever meet!

He's cheesy, but romantic...
Lovely green hazel eyes, you get lost just by glancing at them.
Sees the good in everyone, gives out more chances than he should.
He's so very incredibly handsome 100/10. All the girls he's ever came across seem to always so easily fall in love with him.
Faithful to one girl.
Wonderful & simply amazing.

I want an Alex Giraud in my life.

Look, that's Alex Giraud, isn't he just dreamy.

OMG you mean Alex Giraud?!! Who doesn't like him?

by mrsgiraud47 November 24, 2021

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Alex

Alex is a bisexual name, it can be used both for girls and boys. Dont be afraid to make joke about Alex named people, they are too weak to fight but be careful they are gay af dont even think about being close to them.

Alex my gay friend
Oh look at an Alex(gay)

He is too Alex(weak)

by Alkoliki gunaika November 21, 2021

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