The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.
by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021
Get the Chrismug. will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
Chris is hella good at Mario kart
by Datchungis November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. by Xero Namikaze September 19, 2022
Get the Chris Momentmug. Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.
Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-
Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.
Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-
Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.
Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.
by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012
Get the Chris' Lawmug. He would beat your ass if u pissed him off. He is dirty if he wants to be. He is kind with the people he loves. He is with an amazing gang. He works hard to beat his goal.
Chris is cool.
Chris is cool.
Friend: why is this guy so dirty
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris
by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by swimmergirl756 October 28, 2019
Get the Chris Hullsmug. Chris is the greatest of all time he will be there to soport every decision you make he will stick up for you no matter what and will always love you. He says your the one that got away but it’s okay because if you never became friends with him you would probably be to lonley to live he knows everything about you and you know everything about him. He’s your rock and at the thought of losing him you will be devastated. He’s amazing at basketball and baseball and he’s always right. You can tell him everything he knows the worst things that have happened to you and he excepts it he is truly amazing. And every time you say goodbye he says he loves you and makes you say it back sometimes he can be a dick but it’s okay because you love him
Chris is a dick but I love him
by SoccerHoe2.O August 12, 2018
Get the Chrismug.